I purchased THE single most amazing thing known to men and boys around today.
It was in Asda’s.
Witnessed by my favourite (unfortunately non-lesbian) blonde and brunette couple.
A food shop trip to Asda with Miss. Hayley (Farq) Farquhar and Miss. Zowie (Bowie-Wowie-TOWIE) Wyatt became a bemusing trigger of fun, as about £4.67 (or there abouts) of my hard earned cash was splashed on a very special childhood reminiscent treat.
I included some LEGO in my food shop. Not just any LEGO. This LEGO had wheels. For it was a replica of ‘Mater’ from Disney’s Cars.
Pre-stickered pieces gave familiarity and recognisable character to the model. And safe to say that when I got in, after I put all my shopping away (I promise I did this first mum), I got the LEGO, and following the instructions religiously I built Mater. With purpose. And upon completion I proudly lent back and indulged myself in past memories of past models I had built. Satisfying, yet over too quickly, I returned to reality and had to become a 20 year old again.
And if the big man’s reading, I like some more for Christmas pleaseeeeeeeeee Santa.
For the people that are interested, am sure that most are, the shop came to just over £60. Also I’ve been ‘researching’ (by which I mean tearing up old GQ mags) poses, facial expressions and trends. The Bond model contract will be signed, and by afternoon Thursday I’ll be a signed model. This has ceased the opportunity to do un-paid work, and if you would like me to model you would have to go through the agency – not me. The Interior Design Christmas party is in the finishing stages, and pretty soon tickets will be available. Ask for more information.
I’m enjoying, ‘Hippo: Nature’s Feast’ right now, thoroughly entertaining, educational, and just pure brilliance. Then I’m off to bed, so night ya’llllllllllllllllll.
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